No witty words tonight...just something I felt like posting.
Being a huge movie buff, I figured that I would post...in my humble opinion the best 25 movie quotes of all time. (in no particular order)
Without further ado...
"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks"
Forrest Gump
"I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini..."
Vanilla Sky
"My lady...the tide waits for no man, but I swear...it would wait for you."
Shakespeare In Love
"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Office Space
"Have you seen my stapler?"
Office Space
"And Just like that...Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants..."
Sex and The City
"And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style."
Sex and The City
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid..."
A Christmas Story
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The Breakfast Club
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else."
The Wedding Date
"Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things..."
Bridget Jones' Diary
"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."
The Notebook
"After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Notting Hill
"Oh come on Ouiser...you know I love you more than my luggage..."
Steel Magnolias
"Well that's just fabulous, M'Lynn...He's a real gentleman...I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"
Steel Magnolias
"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...big fucking teeth, man. Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean? You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you."
Swingers
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."
Fletch
"Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything."
Aladdin
"There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a Quarter-Pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
Reality Bites
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
Dazed and Confused
"That's the thing about them high school girls...every year we get older...they stay the same age, alright. "
Dazed and Confused
"Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!"
Monty Python's The Life of Brian
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine?"
Spaceballs
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
Airplane
Hope these entertained you as much as they entertained me.
Court coming on Tuesday.
Wish me luck...BIG luck.
Love to all,
Jaded
Being a huge movie buff, I figured that I would post...in my humble opinion the best 25 movie quotes of all time. (in no particular order)
Without further ado...
"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks"
Forrest Gump
"I think she's the saddest girl to ever hold a martini..."
Vanilla Sky
"My lady...the tide waits for no man, but I swear...it would wait for you."
Shakespeare In Love
"I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Office Space
"Have you seen my stapler?"
Office Space
"And Just like that...Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants..."
Sex and The City
"And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style."
Sex and The City
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid..."
A Christmas Story
"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
The Breakfast Club
"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else."
The Wedding Date
"Resolution #1: uggg - will obviously lose 20 lbs. #2: always put last night's panties in the laundry basket. Equally important: will find nice sensible boyfriend and stop forming romantic attachments to any of the following: alcoholics, workoholics, sexaholics, commitment-phobics, peeping toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits, or perverts. Will especially stop fantasizing about a particular person who embodies all these things..."
Bridget Jones' Diary
"I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul; and to me, this has always been enough."
The Notebook
"After all... I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
Notting Hill
"Oh come on Ouiser...you know I love you more than my luggage..."
Steel Magnolias
"Well that's just fabulous, M'Lynn...He's a real gentleman...I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it!"
Steel Magnolias
"You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and with fangs...big fucking teeth, man. Yeah... big fuckin' teeth on ya'. And she's just like this little bunny, who's just kinda cowering in the corner. Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?" And you're poking at it, you're poking at it...
Yeah, you're not hurting it. You're just kinda gently batting the bunny around, you know what I mean? And the bunny's scared Mike, the bunny's scared of you, shivering. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny." With *this* you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean? You're like a big bear, man.
Mike: So you're not just like fucking with me?
Trent: No I'm not fucking with you."
Swingers
"Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo."
Fletch
"Oh, Al. I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything."
Aladdin
"There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a Quarter-Pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter become a cackle... and I, I sit back and I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt."
Reality Bites
"Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man."
Dazed and Confused
"That's the thing about them high school girls...every year we get older...they stay the same age, alright. "
Dazed and Confused
"Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!"
Monty Python's The Life of Brian
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine?"
Spaceballs
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
Airplane
Hope these entertained you as much as they entertained me.
Court coming on Tuesday.
Wish me luck...BIG luck.
Love to all,
Jaded
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